The Youngest came up to me a few minutes ago and graciously told me that I "could be his servant." That's funny, I thought I already was...
Then he handed me a drum stick and told me that I could be a Slockin. "What is a Slockin?" I asked. I was told it's a man that says (in a bad guy voice of course) "I want my guitar!" Well. That explains that, doesn't it?
