Justin Bieber April Fools

I usually avoid April Fools' pranks.  In my mind, they're usually mean spirited and not much fun.  But this year, I just had to do it.

When the Eldest got off the bus this afternoon, I had the video camera ready and all the doors locked.  He got to the front door and was told to say "I love Justin Bieber" in order to be allowed in the house.  As expected, he refused and ran to the garage door.  It was locked as well.  So he ran to the back  of the house.  Locked.  He then had the brilliant idea to try and pick the lock with the handle of a lollipop. Um.  Yeah.  Didn't work.  :)

He finally caved and said it.  :)  I have it all recorded now for blackmail. 

Have a great weekend!  I'll be spending mine knitting.

The Butter Thief

There's a butter thief in the house.    Here's how the thief did the job:

At approximately 6:45 am the butter was left on the counter in it's covered dish.  Between 6:45 and 7:00 am the thief shoved the lid out of the way and consumed a good amount of the butter she could get to.  At 7:01 the thief was remanded into custody and a mug shot was taken.

The thief showed no remorse to the judge and will be given the harshest of penalties.  Or at least as soon as the judge can figure an appropriate one out.  :)