Totally uncool, unhip father (In very sarcastic tone) to 9 year old Harry Potter fanatic who had been ordered to bed last night while Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone was on tv:
"Awwww, now you're going to miss the best part, the Cribbage scene!"
9 year old Harry Potter fanatic and I just raised our eyebrows, looked at each other and rolled our eyes. At least his Mom knows the difference between Quidditch and Cribbage. His Dad is so not invited to go with us to the new Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal when we eventually go.
Oh yes, Mom's way cooler than Dad.