Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The Plans for the Compound

Obviously I am not a "Man's Man". I only scored an 800 out of 1500. That's officially terrible.

Now I'll never be able to go out and be a survivalist that lives in his own compound and avoids the world while waiting for the apocalypse to happen. So instead, I will train my husband to to all these things and I'll bring along the spinning wheel, yarn and knitting and cooking skills to keep us clothed and fed. We'll train the kids to do basic things like weed a garden, feed the chickens, alpacas and cashmere goats and wind yarn into yarn balls. And we'll all live happily ever after while the world is over run with terrorists and their little friends. So there.