Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Last Evening

An event from last night:

Me: (peeling wall paper) "Oh look, the Youngest wants to help, how cute."
Youngest: (peeling wall paper) "Help!" (then runs away and comes back.)
Me: "What are you eating?"
Youngest: "Cheese"
Me: "What cheese?"
Youngest: (peeling wall paper) "Cheese" (then runs away)
Me: (panicking) "What cheese?" (Chases him down)
Youngest: "Yummy!"

Me: EWWWWW!!!!!

Caught the disgusting 2 year old eating soggy, 20 years dirty wall paper off the wall.

I just about threw up.

Can someone come up with a brilliant invention that makes children skip the 2nd year altogether? Please?

1 comment:

  1. EEwwww! I don't know what's more shocking....that he was eating the old wallpaper or that he thought it was yummy. *barf*
    I wish I had a solution for the terrible will survive. Hang in there.