An event from last night:
Me: (peeling wall paper) "Oh look, the Youngest wants to help, how cute."
Youngest: (peeling wall paper) "Help!" (then runs away and comes back.)
Me: "What are you eating?"
Youngest: "Cheese"
Me: "What cheese?"
Youngest: (peeling wall paper) "Cheese" (then runs away)
Me: (panicking) "What cheese?" (Chases him down)
Youngest: "Yummy!"
Me: EWWWWW!!!!!
Caught the disgusting 2 year old eating soggy, 20 years dirty wall paper off the wall.
I just about threw up.
Can someone come up with a brilliant invention that makes children skip the 2nd year altogether? Please?
EEwwww! I don't know what's more shocking....that he was eating the old wallpaper or that he thought it was yummy. *barf*
ReplyDeleteI wish I had a solution for the terrible twos...you will survive. Hang in there.
Hugs!