The Meema Files is running a really fun creative contest. A combination of knitting and the alphabet. Read more about it here.
Here was my entry: (slightly PG-13 rated)
A is for advanced, something I'm not.
B is for blocking, whether a sweater or sock.
C is for cables, some small, some fat.
D is for D*mn, my yarn became a victim of my cat.
E is for extra, as in stitches I've got.
F is for frogging, I get extras a lot.
G is for gauge, it can cause me to age.
H is for hooch, for when knitting drives me to rage.
I is for idiot, which sometimes I feel.
J is for joy, Look! I turned a heel!
K is for knit, more fun than purl.
L is for lost stitch, makes me want to hurl.
M is for Make one, occasionally on both sides.
N is for not much, asked how much I've spent on yarn, sometimes I've lied.
O is for object, finished or un.
P is for project, boy this sure is fun!
Q is for quick, mittens, scarves and hats.
R is for reevaluate, the adoption of the yarnball chasing cat.
S is for SEX, Stash Enhancement eXpedition.
T is for trip, to gain more yarn attrition.
U is for unstoppable, knitting is such an addiciton
V is for vowing, when my friends vow to give me a knitting intervention.
W is for weather, Oh good, it's snowing, I can stay home and knit.
X is for Xstatic, my hand knit gift was a hit!
Y is for yelp, I stabbed myself with a needle, now go get help!
Z is for the zzz's I can get, after a project well knit.
