You ever see one of those Coke commercials? You know, the one where a person is so thirsty and they buy the Coke and take a big swig and say Ahhhhhh. Remember that one?
Well, that was almost me today. Almost. Let's have a quick walk through, shall we?
The setting: My Mommyvan, around lunchtime.
The object of desire: A freshly purchased Coke, waiting to be sipped.
The person: Me, thirsty and very sleepy, in desperate need of just a touch of caffeine in order to stay awake.
The conflict: Mommyvan turns a corner, just a hundred yards from home.
The result: Coke flies across the van.
I might have been able to save a few sips of that lovely, refreshing Coke, but the straw jammed into the bottom of the cup creating a nice hole so that when I picked the cup up, more liquid escaped from the bottom.
The passenger side of the van is now quite sticky and the floor mats have been removed for further cleaning.
I never got one sip of that d@mned Coke.
I took a good two hour nap today and got nothing whatsoever done. :sigh:
