Yesterday as I sat at my desk I heard a loud questioning "Mom?"
"Yes?" I answered.
There was a pause as if great thought were taking place, then the Youngest finally asked his question: "Have I been married yet?"
"Not that I know of" I replied while laughing hysterically.
Then today, I was filling some jars with dried beans for better storage in my pantry. "Beans are yucky" he said. "They're not my favorite bean."
"Well, what is your favorite bean?" Another long paused ensued as he thought about it, then he looked up at me and grinned and said:
"Jellybeans! They're full of calcium."